So you’ve come seeking the Weekly Dragon Ball News, have you? Fine. Sit down and pay attention because I, will graciously summarize it for your weak, Earthling mind.
Last Week’s Battle Report:
The October issue of Saikyo Jump dropped on September 4th in Japan. What’s inside?
Only a power-packed preview of the upcoming game DRAGON BALL GEKISHIN SQUADRA, updates on card games, and fresh chapters of Dragon Ball SD and Let’s! Super Dive!!
There’s even a scratch-off giveaway for Fusion World booster packs. A game of chance? Hah! You’d need more than luck to survive in my world…
A New Drop from the Capsule Corp of Merch:
Dragon Ball Clear Rubber Coasters hit the Gashapon® machines! Seven designs. Transparent, rubbery, and apparently “cute.” Tch. Not exactly Super Saiyan armor, but if you like putting your drinks on Goku’s face, go ahead.
Last Week’s Power Level Spikes:
- ZENKAI Awakening for LEGENDS LIMITED Goku in Dragon Ball Legends.
As if Kakarot needed another boost. - Episode 10 of SAND LAND: THE SERIES aired.
It’s no Galick Gun, but worth watching if you like seeing deserts and tanks.
Incoming Threats This Week:
September 10th – DRAGON BALL GEKISHIN SQUADRA begins service!
It’s an online brawl—4 vs 4, cross-platform chaos.
Smartphones, consoles, PCs… choose your fighter, and prepare to claim the Dragon Balls.
And no, you can’t wish to surpass me.
September 13th – Fusion World’s 7th Booster Pack: WISH FOR SHENRON
They’re calling in the dragon, but what really caught my attention?
- Alt-Art Leader Cards featuring Frieza, Piccolo, Syn Shenron, and more
(Frieza?! Again? That lizard just won’t stay down…) - Transformations include Golden Frieza, Omega Shenron, and Orange Piccolo.
- Two Secret Rare cards: Son Gohan: SH and Son Goku: GT with Gohan’s card flashing that Makankosappo!
And the Alt-Art designs? Flashy. Overpowered. Basically what you’d expect from a collector’s dream. But remember… no card is mightier than my Final Flash.
More Missions This Week:
- SAND LAND Episode 11 lands September 13th.
If you’re still watching, you’re clearly not weak. - Toriyama Archives continue every other day. New Character Showcase drops September 9th. Go study your betters.
That’s it. You’re dismissed.
Return next week for more Dragon Ball intel. Or don’t. I couldn’t care less. I’ve got training to do and Kakarot to surpass.
