Listen up, you low-level earthlings. Today, those fools at Shueisha revealed DRAGON BALL GEKISHIN SQUADRA, a new team battle game. Four players. Intense action. Explosive attacks. And yes, I said teamwork… not exactly my style, but fine.
Victory Asada, Kawashima, YU, and Toshi, the so-called brains behind this, showed off the game in action. You’ve got characters like Gohan (Kid), Cooler (Final Form), Super Saiyan Trunks (Teen), and even a ridiculous little version of Kakarot from Dragon Ball DAIMA. They call him “Son Goku (Mini)”, pathetic name, but don’t underestimate him. His Power Pole has insane reach. Jealous? Of course not. I’m a Saiyan Prince.
They went over key battle tactics, knowing your attack range, using buffs, combining skills, and even fending off gods like Champa. Transformations make you invincible, but only during the animation. Don’t get cocky.
The real hook? Pre-registering unlocks in-game rewards. If 3 million fools sign up, everyone gets Mini Kakarot as a playable character. So go register. Now.
It’s chaotic. It’s flashy. It’s Dragon Ball. The matches only take 10 minutes, so you can slack off at work and still crush your enemies. Don’t be weak, assemble your squad and dominate the battlefield.
You better believe I would’ve been MVP… if I had bothered to play.
